The husband, Brad, barely able to open his eyes from a shameless night of drinking and dancing with his wife (me) took the kids to get food for their frog and came home with THREE birds.
Brad's only comment, “It was the only way to stop the nagging.”
Hmmm…..should've paid the kids to nag "Mommy needs a bigger diamond! Mommy needs a bigger diamond!"
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Who is Laurie McDermott?
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- Manhattan Beach, California, United States
- Laurie is a national headlining standup comic, television commentator, syndicated columnist, and Mom of three kids (four if you include hubby). In an attempt to stay positive and upbeat she finds humor in every little bit of stress and insane-ness in this thing we call life. Oddly enough weird crap always seems to happen in her world, and she reminds us all how short life is as well as how to laugh.
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