My littlest kid, Roc, said to me as we were driving by the church we go to on Sunday, "Is church over?”
I said, “Yes…”
He leaned forward as if trying to see and said, “Is God still in there?”
I wanted to tell him God is everywhere but thought he'd start nervously looking around like you do in the big chair at Disney's Haunted House when that green ghost sits next to you at the end.
So instead I took the opportunity and said, “Yep, that’s his house…and when you go there he wants you to be quiet."
Roc said, "Yeah, I'm not quiet."