The other night I met a man who literally said, "It's horrible....I just never know what she wants!"
I said, "And have you asked her?"
He looked blankly at me, so I kept talking. "We'll tell you, you just have to ask."
I quickly added, "Oh! Then don't forget to act like you really care what she's telling you."
Hmm...do you think I speak from experience? Don't we all?